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Welcome to Unwisipedia, the place to go when you don't want to know! This place is run by a team of unwisonauts who go by the name of 'The Immortal Seven'. This place is home to such pointless articles as Why Kill a Tiger?, My Watch Looks Cool, The Sky, I Like My Socks, and What's the Big Deal with Eating a Fish whilst being Filmed in just your Undies?. Feel free to take a look around, and add whatever pointless bullshit you want to here. Please try your very best to 'be stupid and not just funny' at all times. If you wish to have support or help you can think again. There is no way we will help you at all. Unless of course you pay us and/or our sponsors some chedda. Oh yeah and by the way about our over-sized logo, we don't currently have the ability to change it and to be honest with you we really don't give a fuck. Who cares if the 'a' isn't visible anyway? Just start creating articles and wasting webspace here at the Unwisipedia. And remember, if it makes sense, we definately aren't interested in the least. Try to come up with something original please, and remember that this isn't Uncyclopedia. This is owned by Wis, or Wayne InSane to be full. And us freak sysops really have no interest whatsoever in your beliefs either.

All our mission consists of is a single plan to be home to as many pointless time-wasting articles as possible.

So stop sitting here reading this bullshit and start creating articles.

Oh and if you need assistance at any time be sure to resort to our guidelines, if you really are that backward...